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Here's JOHNNY
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ME ME ME
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Well it's Jonathan actually, but all my mates and people I know call me TUG. If you are wondering where tug came from an old mate of mine gave it to me in primary school . It comes because when we were all in to wrestling there was a wrestler called TUG BOAT and he was big and fat. Dunno why I'm named after him though being only a whipet of a lad(yeah right). This is my first go at a web site so don't be supprised if it's a load of cr#p. This page is desined to be as cool as me (if that is possible.
My family is fairly complicated:
My Mam and Dad where together for 15 odd years then 11 months after I was born they broke up (surely I'm not that bad).
My dad married a woman called Sally(that's my step mum and she really is pretty cool) They had 2 children called : DAMIEN and LUCIFER. (sorry I mean Jack and Isobel)They can be alright to.
My mum married a man called Ray who has 2 kids from a previous marridge called Bonnie and Sam . Ray is a nice guy.
My dad and my step mum split (to my dissmay) a year ago or so). So that's me Oh and my big little sister is Kate . My mam is Andrea and my Dad Steve.
I have a little dog called mas, not not the masurement of weight, MAZ but spelt mas.
When we first got him he was called Sam but we reversed it and called him mas because it would confuse him to have the same name as Sam.
I heard a good joke recently from a lad called Thomos Harrison who had his leg shaved for charity.
WHAT DO YOU DO IF AN IRISHMAN THROWS A GRENADE PIN AT YOU????
RUN......HE'S GOT THEW GRENADE IN HIS MOUTH.
WHAT DOSE POTTY TRANING GO UNDER IN DUBLIN???
HIGHER EDUCATION
WHERE DOSE SADDAM HUSSAINE KEEP HIS C.D.s
IN IRAQ
(a rack)
Good eh.
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I like a few thing personally: Good mates who stick by you. Wales . The stereophonics . My computer . My dog (sisters when it's being bad) . Being me . Rugby .And some just do my head in: The monorachy . Quite a few english people but not all of 'em . Mates who'll drop you in the cach to save their own sorry hides . Complicated and conflicting family structures . Being me . Being mocked for not being like JOHNNU "stuipid hair-do" LOMU.
If you like jokes visit www.newjoke.com it's really quite funny.
I'm in fourth year high school and speak welsh. I go to Ysgol Glan Clwyd in St Asaph Denbighshire.
I play rugby for Denbigh Rugby club , well I have done once. When we beat Mold Rugby Club 29-12 YIPPEEE.
I'm doing HISTORY,GEOGRAPHY,I.T. and BUSNESS STUDIES for my G.C.S.E.'s
If you want you could visit my sponsors that keep me up and running. If you dont already have a page with fortune city then you should. You get a step by step guide and 20mb of web space.
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I Like This Kinda Thing
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I would like to say hi to a few people
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Dafydd John
Clive Ogden
Sally,Jack and Isobel
My dad
Daniel Mic Jones
Andy Craven
The Hetts and anybody else I know.
Well that's me done,
I'll up-date this page every 6 weeks or so. If anybody I know wants something special on my page then just ask and I'll refuse flat out for you personally.
Paddy and murphy are walking home one morning after drinking all night at a bar in County Durham.
The sun is shining brightly and glinting through the trees. Paddy says " Aint it a marvellous day Murphy. "
" Why yes. " says Murphy " If I was working I'd have the day off."
They turn and take a walk along the abandoned railway.
" Good lord " Murphy says "this is the longest set of stairs I've been on in me life."
It's not that it's these low handrails that I cant stand.
BYE NOW
TUG......
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JUST LAUGH
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For My Little Brother
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My rattings will sore if you keep looking at my page
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Favorite Links
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